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“Our son came out of the closet this morning” she said

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I’ve had a feeling for weeks now that there are bugs crawling under my skin.

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“Why don’t cannibals like to eat clowns... cause they taste funny!” She said while laughing.

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“Would you rather kiss Kate or Travis?” She asked.

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As I lay in the bathtub, water turning red from the blood pouring from my wrists, I uttered my final words, “I’m sorry.”

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Every time I told the mental hospital workers that I knew when the end of the world was going to be, the brushed me off.

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I have a regular client (I’m a cleaner) who always wants his garage spotless.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Our son came out of the closet this morning” she said	13183
I’ve had a feeling for weeks now that there are bugs crawling under my skin.	139
“Why don’t cannibals like to eat clowns... cause they taste funny!” She said while laughing.	100
“Would you rather kiss Kate or Travis?” She asked.	85
As I lay in the bathtub, water turning red from the blood pouring from my wrists, I uttered my final words, “I’m sorry.”	76
Every time I told the mental hospital workers that I knew when the end of the world was going to be, the brushed me off.	15
I have a regular client (I’m a cleaner) who always wants his garage spotless.	12