/u/braindamagedwaffle's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Sighing, he clicked the box for "I'm not a robot"

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"Remember, these fuckers can climb on walls!"

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I Haven't left my house since the apocalypse started.

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I finally realized he wasn't coughing up blood after I slit his throat.

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"I HATE YOU!" I screamed as I punched my screen in rage.

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The scariest part about being possessed by the devil wasn't being forced to slaughter innocent people.

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"Get back here!" I called as my kid ran away laughing.

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A series of odd craters were found along the coast of South Africa.

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"Mom, the kids were making fun of my limp," I said as I got home from school.

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I've found a new way to get my victims.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Sighing, he clicked the box for "I'm not a robot"	935
"Remember, these fuckers can climb on walls!"	243
I Haven't left my house since the apocalypse started.	227
I finally realized he wasn't coughing up blood after I slit his throat.	222
"I HATE YOU!" I screamed as I punched my screen in rage.	215
The scariest part about being possessed by the devil wasn't being forced to slaughter innocent people.	162
"Get back here!" I called as my kid ran away laughing.	135
A series of odd craters were found along the coast of South Africa.	111
"Mom, the kids were making fun of my limp," I said as I got home from school.	94
I've found a new way to get my victims.	91