/u/breadispain's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I'd heard drowning was painless, so I took pills to hide my fear.

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My ex bought me a gravity blanket to ease my anxiety about the breakup.

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My adoptive father couldn't believe that his dream had actually come true!

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Grandpa taught me you need to beat a dog or it'll never learn.

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My girlfriend smiled when I showed her the cute "Warning: Baby on Board" bumper sticker.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'd heard drowning was painless, so I took pills to hide my fear.	12
My ex bought me a gravity blanket to ease my anxiety about the breakup.	6
My adoptive father couldn't believe that his dream had actually come true!	2
Grandpa taught me you need to beat a dog or it'll never learn.	1
My girlfriend smiled when I showed her the cute "Warning: Baby on Board" bumper sticker.	1