/u/broomball99's posts
[WP] You were just a normal mechanic until the day the aliens were discovered now you are the last mechanical squadron mech pilot left trying to reactivate the earth's anti-asteroid defense system. between you and the system land is covered with alien crafts' wreckage as their occupants disembark
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[WP]The devil went down to Georgia a while ago; now that weed has been legalized in Canada he is making a trip to get devil's lettuce legally there but there is supernatural stuff that plans on impeding his journey.
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[WP]"Emergency news alert: the orange offender a serial killer broke free of prision after massacuring the other inmates warning to everyone wearing his target colour of orange." You recieve this text just after putting on a denim suit dyed neon orange in the same city as the prison.
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[WP]You are on a vineyard trip for a romantic time when your date is pulled up and you discover two people are holding you and your date hostage. They hand you a manilla envelope and a USB stick. One says "We were told to enforce that you look over this before we could leave you alone"
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[WP] Health and saftey inspector's log day 652: I think this factory has finally stopped trying to kill me. If not I am wrong and my notepad survives sorry WHO that I had to steal some of the food made here to survive while checking for disease concerns.
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[WP] You use flower beds as a teleportation method and can sense them; when a wave of death strikes and either wounds or kills all living things you go to teleport to your home flower bed you can still sense. However you end up in an alien botanical garden and are unsure how to get home.
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[WP] you join a chef exchange program and later find out there is 2 problems 1. You got swapped with an alien chef and are asked to make dishes with exotic eggs that humans dont eat from earth creatures 2. You have to fetch your own ingredients as the customers watch it broadcast live
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[WP] you are a document redacter for a government agency too secret to even be mentioned.You are the most skilled operative stuck on desk duty when the agency is betrayed but you know all the secrets hidden there.
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[WP]Generations ago the local sheriff's family bound a demon to serve their next 12 generations which the sherieff offered to change to the demon must serve juristicional law to give more freedom. It is the sheriff's funeral and you have been promoted to the demon's ride along partner/watchdog.
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