/u/broomball99's posts
[WP]A detective is investigating a crime where the victims were attacked and half were killed. The only clues: a victim porqupined with spagetti, a pair of sentient scissors, and a bus
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[WP] You are given a list of tasks to complete wearing suits of neon colours made of different materials. Your current task has neon orange denim as its material and colour of suit to wear while completing the task.
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[CW] Combine as many of these items as you can in a story: rubber chicken, pocket watch, hand fan, knife, canteen, Valhalla, wine, cheese, 85 pickles, trolls, tweezers, oatmeal, train, textbooks, and inflatable hat
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[Wp]You work for the assasination agency they take over the consiousness of those who keep having death avoided and want to die; your current client has had pure luck keeping him alive after his artwork was rejected by a critic and he tried to get himself killed. The client's name is: Adolf Hitler
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[CW]You gain the power to cause damnation on stuff by saying ____(name such as morgan freeman) damn ____ (another type of object/being such as raccons or vampires) and the name has to choose the type of damnation. One day you make an interesting choice of damnation targets how does it go?
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[Wp] you have a government agent coworker who does death faking hit jobs they are now rogue with you on their trail. Upon raiding a wharehouse they employed their targets at you find a present with a sign saying "hello (your username) open me" along with a recording device that says "play me"
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[Wp]the world declares a date everyone can agree on for turning the clocks back an hour for daylight savings time. The first leap year with that date the whole planet gets stuck in a time loop that has weird occurances and the governments are asking anyone who can help to try tracking the source.
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[Wp]You have very little time left before the invasion. You still need to get for your plan: 6 cows, 2 combs,76 rubber ducks, 2 norse gods, a transport truck filled with marshmallow, 2km of bubble wrap, and enough rope to enact your plan
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[Wp]You awake to a painful eye surgery in your pained flailing you strike a creature as your contact lens HUD comes on. The HUD says the creature appears to be dead from the strike and you see human target 1 of 2 commited murder, species status switched from protect to extermination considered.
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