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"Oh God, Dad...I found Mom!" shrieks my daughter, Gina, as she stares up into the darkness of our stone, living room fireplace.

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Our eldest child entered our bedroom with a tray of bacon and eggs for breakfast this morning.

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As I pass another runner tying his shoes, I swear I hear him taunt me by saying, "I'm going to beat you!"

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"Well, Jamie, I'm happy to announce that instead of having to diagnose you with a stomach flu, you'll be giving birth, this Friday, to your very own baby boy!" exclaimed the doctor.

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Upon returning home from our amazing, weeks-long, overseas family vacation, we were assaulted by a funky smell and concentric rings of dead gnats surrounding every window.

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The kittens were the most dangerous of all.

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The exhausted family reached the mountainside cabin under the huge, bright moon.

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The sergeant, having realized that he’d led his platoon slightly off course in the moonless night, raised the alarm just moments too late.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Oh God, Dad...I found Mom!" shrieks my daughter, Gina, as she stares up into the darkness of our stone, living room fireplace.	21
Our eldest child entered our bedroom with a tray of bacon and eggs for breakfast this morning.	17
As I pass another runner tying his shoes, I swear I hear him taunt me by saying, "I'm going to beat you!"	16
"Well, Jamie, I'm happy to announce that instead of having to diagnose you with a stomach flu, you'll be giving birth, this Friday, to your very own baby boy!" exclaimed the doctor.	15
Upon returning home from our amazing, weeks-long, overseas family vacation, we were assaulted by a funky smell and concentric rings of dead gnats surrounding every window.	11
The kittens were the most dangerous of all.	8
The exhausted family reached the mountainside cabin under the huge, bright moon.	7
The sergeant, having realized that he’d led his platoon slightly off course in the moonless night, raised the alarm just moments too late.	6