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On their final day of school, the notoriously-unruly class giggled as they read the note their teacher had scrawled on the white board, describing how she and the staff had agreed this class was the worst one in school history.

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Her obsession having spun wildly out of control, nearly every square inch of apartment space was crammed with every brand and style of shoe imaginable.

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As I sat on the edge of the bed, dumbstruck, cradling my wife’s severed head between my trembling, sweaty palms, I wondered when it had happened.

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As I head off on yet another Tinder date, the angry eyes of my exes glare at me through my living room blinds.

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One of my worst character flaws is that I tend to choke under pressure.

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Noodles

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"Let's go, Tigers, let's go!" the cheering crowd chants from the comfort of their box seats.

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“THIS TAG NOT TO BE REMOVED EXCEPT BY THE CONSUMER,” read the scrap of paper I’d torn from my mattress.

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Tired of listening to my brother and my endless, backseat bickering, my father roared, “I’m separating the two of you!” as he abruptly pulled the car onto the shoulder of the road.

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“How do you want me, my love?” she moans, her chest heaving against me as she pins my arms to the bed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
On their final day of school, the notoriously-unruly class giggled as they read the note their teacher had scrawled on the white board, describing how she and the staff had agreed this class was the worst one in school history.	374
Her obsession having spun wildly out of control, nearly every square inch of apartment space was crammed with every brand and style of shoe imaginable.	81
As I sat on the edge of the bed, dumbstruck, cradling my wife’s severed head between my trembling, sweaty palms, I wondered when it had happened.	61
As I head off on yet another Tinder date, the angry eyes of my exes glare at me through my living room blinds.	41
One of my worst character flaws is that I tend to choke under pressure.	39
Noodles	35
"Let's go, Tigers, let's go!" the cheering crowd chants from the comfort of their box seats.	28
“THIS TAG NOT TO BE REMOVED EXCEPT BY THE CONSUMER,” read the scrap of paper I’d torn from my mattress.	28
Tired of listening to my brother and my endless, backseat bickering, my father roared, “I’m separating the two of you!” as he abruptly pulled the car onto the shoulder of the road.	27
“How do you want me, my love?” she moans, her chest heaving against me as she pins my arms to the bed.	26