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I guess it wasn't too surprising that in the heat of the moment I'd missed the opportunity to sabotage my wife's parachute.

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When I was younger I was an ugly duckling, or at least that's what my mom said, with the inclination being that I'd grow up and be just as beautiful as the girls who constantly made fun of me.

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I'd always wanted to go scuba diving, and was having a great time exploring the ocean a lot further down than I'd ever imagined I'd be.

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I held my nose and jumped towards the pool following her.

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I never meant to hurt anyone when I started my experiments.

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For committing the sin of adultery I was sentenced to carry a scarlet letter, like the classic work by Nathaniel Hawthorne.

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Despite being bedridden since I lost feeling and strength in my legs, the faculty mostly leaves me alone.

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Finding a place to donate blood was a little harder living in the sticks but I found a nice farmer who said he was collecting.

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[APR21] Convinced I'd be reborn from the ashes like the Phoenix of yore I poured gasoline over my entire body and lit a match.

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I have a great deal of gambling debt and was constantly worried I'd end up with my legs broken or shot.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I guess it wasn't too surprising that in the heat of the moment I'd missed the opportunity to sabotage my wife's parachute.	964
When I was younger I was an ugly duckling, or at least that's what my mom said, with the inclination being that I'd grow up and be just as beautiful as the girls who constantly made fun of me.	77
I'd always wanted to go scuba diving, and was having a great time exploring the ocean a lot further down than I'd ever imagined I'd be.	54
I held my nose and jumped towards the pool following her.	49
I never meant to hurt anyone when I started my experiments.	41
For committing the sin of adultery I was sentenced to carry a scarlet letter, like the classic work by Nathaniel Hawthorne.	41
Despite being bedridden since I lost feeling and strength in my legs, the faculty mostly leaves me alone.	34
Finding a place to donate blood was a little harder living in the sticks but I found a nice farmer who said he was collecting.	33
[APR21] Convinced I'd be reborn from the ashes like the Phoenix of yore I poured gasoline over my entire body and lit a match.	31
I have a great deal of gambling debt and was constantly worried I'd end up with my legs broken or shot.	26