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I guess I never really thought much about the old saying, that dairy farmers are born into it.

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She swam in the warm night sea, feeling the moonlight caress her long lithe body, her only irritation was the feeling of something stuck in her teeth.

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When she came across the paper on the Presidents desk she thought it was some kind of a sick joke.

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After what felt like an eternity, staring out into the sea of familiar faces, he felt the giant blade fall and sever his head from his body.

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When she came across the paper on the Presidents desk she thought it was some kind of a sick joke.

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I'm really scared about dying alone.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I guess I never really thought much about the old saying, that dairy farmers are born into it.	3673
She swam in the warm night sea, feeling the moonlight caress her long lithe body, her only irritation was the feeling of something stuck in her teeth.	371
When she came across the paper on the Presidents desk she thought it was some kind of a sick joke.	95
After what felt like an eternity, staring out into the sea of familiar faces, he felt the giant blade fall and sever his head from his body.	17
When she came across the paper on the Presidents desk she thought it was some kind of a sick joke.	1
I'm really scared about dying alone.	1