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[WP] You're a robotic Von Neumann probe that was fired at .9c at a galaxy 10 billion light years away. With limited resources, it makes sense to hibernate except when there are emergencies or new circumstances. There have been more new circumstances along the way than you expected.

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[SP] 1492AD Europe is on the far side of one of the landlocked moons of a Jupiter.

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[SP] Mississippi Harvests: the autobiography of an Arkansaw pirate

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[WP] While shoveling in snowboots, a loop of the laces on one boot catches on the hooks of the other, tying one foot to the other, causing you to fall over.

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[WP] Maria wants to help everyone. Anne wants bad things to happen to bad people. Candy is the pretty one, expecting complements. But they're sisters. They do look out for one another. Hugh, who has a big nose, is after Anne.

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[SP] That life insurance jingle was so good it forced the first amendment to be overturned.

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[SP] You suddenly realize that chickens don't have lips.

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[WP] Balancing a yardstick on the end of your finger is a test of hand-eye coordination and concentration. I've always found it possible but difficult. It can be repeated when a child or an adult or elderly.

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[WP] Fleeing a volcanic eruption, your spouse argued for the high road but you insisted on the low road. It's looking like they were right.

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[WP] You're a robotic Von Neumann probe that was fired at .9c at a galaxy 10 billion light years away. With limited resources, it makes sense to hibernate except when there are emergencies or new circumstances. There have been more new circumstances along the way than you expected.	1
[SP] 1492AD Europe is on the far side of one of the landlocked moons of a Jupiter.	1
[SP] Mississippi Harvests: the autobiography of an Arkansaw pirate	0
[WP] While shoveling in snowboots, a loop of the laces on one boot catches on the hooks of the other, tying one foot to the other, causing you to fall over.	0
[WP] Maria wants to help everyone. Anne wants bad things to happen to bad people. Candy is the pretty one, expecting complements. But they're sisters. They do look out for one another. Hugh, who has a big nose, is after Anne.	0
[SP] That life insurance jingle was so good it forced the first amendment to be overturned.	0
[SP] You suddenly realize that chickens don't have lips.	0
[WP] Balancing a yardstick on the end of your finger is a test of hand-eye coordination and concentration. I've always found it possible but difficult. It can be repeated when a child or an adult or elderly.	0
[WP] Fleeing a volcanic eruption, your spouse argued for the high road but you insisted on the low road. It's looking like they were right.	0