/u/bystander007's posts
[WP] You're haunted by the ghosts of Friedrich Nietzsche, Sigmund Freud, and Aleistar Crowley. Though they're supposed to haunt you in order to pass on, they can't stop debating philosophy, religion, and politics. You decide to help them get along.
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[WP] Credit cards companies have begun cloning cardholders to improve customer services. Though few realize the small addition to their contracts. If you cancel the card, they set the clone free.
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[WP] No one dies on their birthday. If they do, the day is reset and only that person knows. Some people attempt to abuse this by preparing for that day always killing themselves before it ends. Your job is to make them live through it.
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[WP] You're the first and only person in the world to have super powers. You commit harmless yet extravagant crimes only to purposefully get caught so they'll send you to prison where you have time to plan your next crime before you break out.
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[WP] You're the most powerful being in the universe. Not that you care, you badass. You spend all day reminding people who abuse power such as politicians that they're human like everyone else. Except, of course, for you.
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[WP] They say destiny is written in the stars. Today, the stars are shaped in a portrait of your face. Written out next to it is your name and an order to kill.
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[WP] Earth has sold you along with hundreds of other men and women to aliens needing slaves for a breeding program. They never expected you to overthrow your alien slavers and take the ship. With a multi-species crew of former slaves and your own battleship, you decide to pay Earth a visit.
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[EU] When the Power Rangers start upping their enlistment it becomes obvious that assigning a different color to each person isn't an easy job. You've just been tasked with profiling and distributing color schemes to the new recruits. You decide to have a little fun with the selection.
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[WP] "Show me what you got!" Declared the giant head. "Oh man, Rick, not-not again." Stuttered Morty. Suddenly, a late 80's telephone booth appears. "Worry not dudes!" Yells Bill S. Preston stepping from the booth. "Wyld Stallyns are here to rock!" Adds Theodore Logan.
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