/u/cal_ness's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Heroin was supposed to kill me.

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Turns out dog is not man’s best friend.

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Since the day we moved into the old farmhouse, the pasture’s scarecrow had always looked grave, but one Saturday dad got sick of it and tore it out.

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The buyers gazed at trees and flowers in full bloom, marveling at the soil’s fertility.

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25% of American adults haven’t read a book in the last year and Frank, the eccentric owner of a local hole-in-the-wall bookstore, told me he has a solution.

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I’m allergic to bees.

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The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a child soldier.

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“Here’s your Blizzard, have a nice day!”

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“Oven's warm!” the witch called, and they came.

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The countdown began: THREE, TWO…

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Heroin was supposed to kill me.	13
Turns out dog is not man’s best friend.	12
Since the day we moved into the old farmhouse, the pasture’s scarecrow had always looked grave, but one Saturday dad got sick of it and tore it out.	10
The buyers gazed at trees and flowers in full bloom, marveling at the soil’s fertility.	10
25% of American adults haven’t read a book in the last year and Frank, the eccentric owner of a local hole-in-the-wall bookstore, told me he has a solution.	7
I’m allergic to bees.	6
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a child soldier.	5
“Here’s your Blizzard, have a nice day!”	3
“Oven's warm!” the witch called, and they came.	3
The countdown began: THREE, TWO…	3