/u/cal_ness's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My mom smothered me with so much love throughout the course of my life that I didn’t feel bad about returning the favor at the end of hers.

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Thanks to a long streak of good behavior, my wife and I decided it was time to trust grandma to take our son for a walk.

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“Look up at the night sky,” ma always said, “and ask it your questions.”

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Beware, beware this viral hex.

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The Antichrist came offstage to an uproarious cheer and looking at me, asked: “Do you hear their bleating?”

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My heartburn was always bad, but it wasn’t until they finally did a scan that I realized it wasn’t a standard case of indigestion.

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My daddy keeps a pet monster locked in our basement.

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Near “The Place of Skulls,” onlookers watched a star fall from the sky.

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Mom said, “It’s enough to make your skin crawl.”

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Mechanical arms and jaded drivers don’t check who I hide in the bags.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My mom smothered me with so much love throughout the course of my life that I didn’t feel bad about returning the favor at the end of hers.	953
Thanks to a long streak of good behavior, my wife and I decided it was time to trust grandma to take our son for a walk.	45
“Look up at the night sky,” ma always said, “and ask it your questions.”	37
Beware, beware this viral hex.	25
The Antichrist came offstage to an uproarious cheer and looking at me, asked: “Do you hear their bleating?”	24
My heartburn was always bad, but it wasn’t until they finally did a scan that I realized it wasn’t a standard case of indigestion.	18
My daddy keeps a pet monster locked in our basement.	17
Near “The Place of Skulls,” onlookers watched a star fall from the sky.	16
Mom said, “It’s enough to make your skin crawl.”	15
Mechanical arms and jaded drivers don’t check who I hide in the bags.	14