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I laughed at the line of people waiting to get in the only restroom for miles

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“The government is alright” I said

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The troll loved to laugh at people without them ever finding out who he was, which angered people greatly

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I began to read my friend with my tarot cards

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When he held both color pills in front of me, he didn’t expect me to take both at the same time

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“What could go wrong?” I said in a public restroom.

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The man child screamed and whined in his mother’s basement because he knew it was over for him.

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“Look around Johnny” the evil speech controller said, “I can make you say anything, even (that) word!”

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“ I hate vegetables” the little girl said as her dad pushed her in the shopping cart

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I went to the knock off motorcycle family to try out their cheap crotch rocket

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I laughed at the line of people waiting to get in the only restroom for miles	6
“The government is alright” I said	6
The troll loved to laugh at people without them ever finding out who he was, which angered people greatly	6
I began to read my friend with my tarot cards	6
When he held both color pills in front of me, he didn’t expect me to take both at the same time	5
“What could go wrong?” I said in a public restroom.	4
The man child screamed and whined in his mother’s basement because he knew it was over for him.	4
“Look around Johnny” the evil speech controller said, “I can make you say anything, even (that) word!”	4
“ I hate vegetables” the little girl said as her dad pushed her in the shopping cart	3
I went to the knock off motorcycle family to try out their cheap crotch rocket	3