/u/can_fry_eg_on_leg's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My dad is one hell of a boxer; his record is 39-0

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It was around 12:31 when grandma mysteriously passed in her hospital bed.

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When my Japanese Time Machine malfunctioned, I thought it would send me to certain doom

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Me and my new girlfriend are gonna be together forever

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Oh boy I love taking a nice stroll in the rain

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“I love SpongeBob, but I hate French people” I said to myself

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I woke up in the morning to the smell of my wife of 40 years making toast

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Tyrone doesn’t usually get talked into wandering through creepy forests at night

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The search party prayed that they could find her alive and well

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I was enjoying my first paycheck

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My dad is one hell of a boxer; his record is 39-0	2897
It was around 12:31 when grandma mysteriously passed in her hospital bed.	32
When my Japanese Time Machine malfunctioned, I thought it would send me to certain doom	19
Me and my new girlfriend are gonna be together forever	18
Oh boy I love taking a nice stroll in the rain	15
“I love SpongeBob, but I hate French people” I said to myself	11
I woke up in the morning to the smell of my wife of 40 years making toast	10
Tyrone doesn’t usually get talked into wandering through creepy forests at night	10
The search party prayed that they could find her alive and well	9
I was enjoying my first paycheck	7