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My amazing master hasnt come home for days but his friends have come by to fill my bowls!

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While looking at a house to buy with a realtor, you open a door to the bedroom to see a woman staring intently at you.

152 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was always terrified of heights but my husband finally convinced me to try sky diving for the first time.

74 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I assure you once they have died they never wake up, just mind your stitches so its presentable" the long serving mortician tried to reassure his new replacement.

57 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Horror struck my face as a strange smell and taste came across me.

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"Your teeth extractions were a success!"

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"Congrats on your rainbow baby!" The excited grandmother exclaimed with joy

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For years I took the medicine as directed to treat my illness.

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"You two stay behind me..." My father gritted behind his teeth while racking his shot gun to protect my brother and I from the intruder.

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"Its three in the morning, no one is using the cross walk!" I told my partner driver annoyed at his loud request for me to stop

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My amazing master hasnt come home for days but his friends have come by to fill my bowls!	2649	TwoSentenceSadness
While looking at a house to buy with a realtor, you open a door to the bedroom to see a woman staring intently at you.	152	TwoSentenceHorror
I was always terrified of heights but my husband finally convinced me to try sky diving for the first time.	74	TwoSentenceHorror
"I assure you once they have died they never wake up, just mind your stitches so its presentable" the long serving mortician tried to reassure his new replacement.	57	TwoSentenceHorror
Horror struck my face as a strange smell and taste came across me.	41	TwoSentenceHorror
"Your teeth extractions were a success!"	21	TwoSentenceHorror
"Congrats on your rainbow baby!" The excited grandmother exclaimed with joy	18	TwoSentenceHorror
For years I took the medicine as directed to treat my illness.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
"You two stay behind me..." My father gritted behind his teeth while racking his shot gun to protect my brother and I from the intruder.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
"Its three in the morning, no one is using the cross walk!" I told my partner driver annoyed at his loud request for me to stop	15	TwoSentenceHorror