/u/casualfreeguy's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Birthday cakes are summoning circles, Birthday songs are the chant and candles are the sacrifice. But idiots keep blowing out the damn flame!
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[WP] You love going on Writing Prompts to write about Genies screwing with wishes. One day you find yourself in a convention hall filled with Genies, attending your talk about Monkey's Paw.
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[WP] Bob is a really good scapegoat. So good that he keeps getting broke out of prison for high stakes jobs despite being sub par in every other skill.
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[WP] Dinosaurs never went extinct. Instead they went to space to escape a world ending threat. Now they've returned to Earth to find that humans are using the corpses of their ancestors as fuels, propping their bones up as decorations and representing dinosaurs in media as naked idiots.
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[WP] You're a genie who has messed up two wishes already. You're not doing it on purpose but the way this guy words his really, really, long, boring legalese into the wishes just makes your mind go blank.
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[WP] A time traveller doesn't want to screw up the past but accidentally makes the jump in front of a crowd of people. Luckily everyone thinks it's an act and welcome the traveller to the comic convention.
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[WP] You've studied magic for a lifetime and have found all the loopholes and tricks to every single spell. Then one day a piece of paper lands at your desk titled 'Patch Notes'. You're ruined!
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[WP] A Karen dies and goes to Hell and is understandably upset with current events. Making her way over to Satan, she demands to see his manager who decides to play along.
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[WP] You're a Super Villain who keeps losing and your consultant has figured out why. "You do know those Ex military types are Ex military for a reason right?"
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