/u/casualfreeguy's posts
[WP] Birthday cakes are summoning circles, Birthday songs are the chant and candles are the sacrifice. But idiots keep blowing out the damn flame!
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[WP] You love going on Writing Prompts to write about Genies screwing with wishes. One day you find yourself in a convention hall filled with Genies, attending your talk about Monkey's Paw.
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[WP] Bob is a really good scapegoat. So good that he keeps getting broke out of prison for high stakes jobs despite being sub par in every other skill.
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[WP] You're a genie who has messed up two wishes already. You're not doing it on purpose but the way this guy words his really, really, long, boring legalese into the wishes just makes your mind go blank.
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[WP] Dinosaurs never went extinct. Instead they went to space to escape a world ending threat. Now they've returned to Earth to find that humans are using the corpses of their ancestors as fuels, propping their bones up as decorations and representing dinosaurs in media as naked idiots.
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[WP] A time traveller doesn't want to screw up the past but accidentally makes the jump in front of a crowd of people. Luckily everyone thinks it's an act and welcome the traveller to the comic convention.
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[WP] You and your rival have each found a genie's lamp and at the same time made a wish that contradict eachother. Luckily or unluckily, the two genies also hate each other.
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[WP] You and the other genies have three rules when it comes to wishes. You've all decided to add a fourth.
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