/u/catjesty's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I was hiding an engagement ring in the nightstand drawer, I noticed a photograph jammed in the back.

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My partner convinced me to rent my guest room on Airbnb.

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My parents are always wondering why I never invite friends over.

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My mother woke me and went to check on my baby sister.

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"I'll have some chocolate, caramel, and pecan," the child said.

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"Look what your boss sent you," my wife said as she turned my head to gaze on a get well soon bouquet.

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I was startled awake by a buzzing sound.

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Bored, I glanced out the window and saw a helicopter flying away.

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Bored, I glanced out the window and saw a helicopter flying away.

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Bored, I glanced out the window and saw a helicopter flying away.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I was hiding an engagement ring in the nightstand drawer, I noticed a photograph jammed in the back.	845
My partner convinced me to rent my guest room on Airbnb.	35
My parents are always wondering why I never invite friends over.	23
My mother woke me and went to check on my baby sister.	12
"I'll have some chocolate, caramel, and pecan," the child said.	11
"Look what your boss sent you," my wife said as she turned my head to gaze on a get well soon bouquet.	10
I was startled awake by a buzzing sound.	7
Bored, I glanced out the window and saw a helicopter flying away.	7
Bored, I glanced out the window and saw a helicopter flying away.	1
Bored, I glanced out the window and saw a helicopter flying away.	1