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“I’m sorry, my partner here has had a bit too much to drink tonight” my date said to the bouncer and held me up.

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I looked at the grim reaper and asked whether I was going to heaven or hell.

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I stood before God and Satan, and accepted my fate when they sentenced me to Hell.

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Upon returning to earth, NASA discovered a dead astronaut.

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The kids decided to play doctor.

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The doctor told me my wife was pregnant.

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The child laughed with delight when her father tossed her into the air.

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We watched the rain in the sky.

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My family always says I let the little things get under my skin.

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After starving for weeks on the icy landscape I finally committed the horrible act of cannibalism, eating my friend’s corpse.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I’m sorry, my partner here has had a bit too much to drink tonight” my date said to the bouncer and held me up.	12702
I looked at the grim reaper and asked whether I was going to heaven or hell.	10713
I stood before God and Satan, and accepted my fate when they sentenced me to Hell.	10500
Upon returning to earth, NASA discovered a dead astronaut.	9717
The kids decided to play doctor.	9635
The doctor told me my wife was pregnant.	7092
The child laughed with delight when her father tossed her into the air.	6905
We watched the rain in the sky.	4900
My family always says I let the little things get under my skin.	4101
After starving for weeks on the icy landscape I finally committed the horrible act of cannibalism, eating my friend’s corpse.	3439