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“I’m sorry, my partner here has had a bit too much to drink tonight” my date said to the bouncer and held me up.

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I looked at the grim reaper and asked whether I was going to heaven or hell.

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I stood before God and Satan, and accepted my fate when they sentenced me to Hell.

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Upon returning to earth, NASA discovered a dead astronaut.

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The kids decided to play doctor.

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The doctor told me my wife was pregnant.

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The child laughed with delight when her father tossed her into the air.

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We watched the rain in the sky.

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My family always says I let the little things get under my skin.

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After starving for weeks on the icy landscape I finally committed the horrible act of cannibalism, eating my friend’s corpse.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I’m sorry, my partner here has had a bit too much to drink tonight” my date said to the bouncer and held me up.	12702	TwoSentenceHorror
I looked at the grim reaper and asked whether I was going to heaven or hell.	10713	TwoSentenceHorror
I stood before God and Satan, and accepted my fate when they sentenced me to Hell.	10500	TwoSentenceHorror
Upon returning to earth, NASA discovered a dead astronaut.	9717	TwoSentenceHorror
The kids decided to play doctor.	9635	TwoSentenceHorror
The doctor told me my wife was pregnant.	7092	TwoSentenceHorror
The child laughed with delight when her father tossed her into the air.	6905	TwoSentenceHorror
We watched the rain in the sky.	4900	TwoSentenceHorror
My family always says I let the little things get under my skin.	4101	TwoSentenceHorror
After starving for weeks on the icy landscape I finally committed the horrible act of cannibalism, eating my friend’s corpse.	3439	TwoSentenceHorror