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[WP] “Make up your damn minds!” You screamed into the boundless, white void with tears streaming down your face. You had been dead for 200,000 years. “Well... We can’t!” A calming voice boomed back. “You were truly neutral. There’s nowhere to put you!”
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[WP] After getting lost in the dense forest during a solo hiking journey, you come across a clearing amongst the trees. A beam of sunlight poked through the tightly packed canopy, illuminating a mossy, overgrown terminal. You look at the screen only to see a single folder - "UniverseCheatCodes.exe"
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[WP] “They WHAT?” roared the tuk’ruks in laughter. “T-they launch themselves up in metal tubes with gallons of burning fuel, sir”. “That’s ABSURD! why don’t they use magnets like everyone else?” Replied the king. “Well s-sir they use them for.. decoration”. “And what is it? Humans, you call them?”
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[WP] “I do” she said softly, but in a voice that made your heart flutter. Suddenly, in that moment, time froze. An 8-bit voice called out from the sky. “Level up! Would you like to use your points to boost one of your skills?”
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[WP] “NEXT” the bored attendant at the desk said. You walked up cautiously. She peered down her spectacles at her clipboard. “Cause of death?” She asked. “Uh... my form says natural causes” you said, shyly. She looked up with a puzzled expression. “Natural causes? There’s a new one” she mumbled.
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[WP] You have been stuck in a blank, white void for almost 3 million years. You’re doing your century long routine of counting to one trillion when the door opens. It’s god. You look up at him and he says“You’re still here? What the hell has Adam been doing this whole time?”
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[WP] For other zombies, hunting for brains was part of day to day life. The apocalypse was great, you got to laze around and do nothing. Exactly as you did when you were alive. Unfortunately, your landlord isn’t happy with this, and today you’ve awoken to find an eviction notice on your tombstone.
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[WP] Hundreds of years in the future, it is a well known fact that death is real and claims everyone eventually. You are an old man in the year 3000 and when death appears at your front door, he takes one look at you and runs away in terror
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[WP] Everyone has an inner monologue. We all called him ‘The Narrator’. Nobody questioned his advice - if he told you to do something, you did it and good things would happen to you. Except one morning, you woke up to The Narrator telling you to do something really, really bad.
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