/u/celestialrage44's posts
[WP] The launch of the Nintendo Switch was a huge success, almost every home had one. Nintendo’s stocks were through the roof. Until something happened that Nintendo didn’t anticipate. Our reality began to... switch with the gaming universe.
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[WP] “Will you get the paper from the doorstep love?” Your wife said, placing a cup of tea on front of you. You obliged, as you have done every morning for 20 years. Except on this particular Monday, instead of being greeted by the paper, you were greeted by a salesman, on behalf of God himself.
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[WP] The little bird has sharpened its beak on the diamond mountain, and it is now eroded away. The first second of eternity has passed. You are the bird.
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[WP] When applying for a job at afterlife intake, you didn’t realise you’d get stuck at a bureaucratic paperwork job. Today, you’ve decided to send just one soul to the wrong afterlife, leading to disastrous consequences.
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[WP] You are the judge for the afterlife. Every thousand years, The Holy One sends down files and you are the one who decides the fate of every soul. It’s been twelve thousand years since the last file came in and you’re getting quite bored. Luckily, you have a backup plan for this very situation.
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[WP] After the store ran out of your favourite moisturiser, you decide to give the all-purpose cream a try. However, after spilling a some on a cracked tile in your bathroom, it fixed itself. You discover that the cream really is all purpose.
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[WP] It came as a huge shock to the modern grave robbers of 2020, that instead of finding jewels and wealth, they found healthy, - albeit dazed and confused, human beings.
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[WP] You are an accent god, your tomb has been discovered and opened by humans for the first time in a hundred thousand years. Except it’s not a tomb - it’s a prison, and you were wrongfully convicted.
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