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After enduring months of torture during my campaign in Japan, I decided to relax by posting on Twitter.

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David stapled his face back on.

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I gave the local monkey his new gift!

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Imodium, a crude tool to end diarrhea.

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Dennis stood at the altar, trying to utter his vo... V..

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I unveil my greatest work of art

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Kshayarsha asked his parents if he could join the local football match.

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I told my son to step aside as I raised the sledgehammer to save him from the rubble.

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My son is recovering from his opioid addiction.

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Jimothy pondered the meaning of life, why the stars existed and the wonder that he got to live among t-

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After enduring months of torture during my campaign in Japan, I decided to relax by posting on Twitter.	2
David stapled his face back on.	2
I gave the local monkey his new gift!	2
Imodium, a crude tool to end diarrhea.	2
Dennis stood at the altar, trying to utter his vo... V..	2
I unveil my greatest work of art	2
Kshayarsha asked his parents if he could join the local football match.	1
I told my son to step aside as I raised the sledgehammer to save him from the rubble.	1
My son is recovering from his opioid addiction.	1
Jimothy pondered the meaning of life, why the stars existed and the wonder that he got to live among t-	1