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The boy's eyes glowed with childish wonder and joy as he watched his favourite cartoon after a long day of work

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I love this red paint, it's so smooth and passionate like a wife.

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"What...

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The young man proudly posted a picture of his newly transplanted feet.

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I remembered my brother's silly notion that he was the 'end of the bloodline' as my wife held up her pregnancy test.

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My job demands 17 hours of my day, but I do it for my son, who I leave at the CO. County Daycare.

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Ronney peed in the pool.

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Pigeye Ron called out for the firefighters to save him.

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My wife and I enjoyed ourselves on our tour of the crematorium!

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My brother reached down and pulled out the plug.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The boy's eyes glowed with childish wonder and joy as he watched his favourite cartoon after a long day of work	1
I love this red paint, it's so smooth and passionate like a wife.	1
"What...	1
The young man proudly posted a picture of his newly transplanted feet.	1
I remembered my brother's silly notion that he was the 'end of the bloodline' as my wife held up her pregnancy test.	1
My job demands 17 hours of my day, but I do it for my son, who I leave at the CO. County Daycare.	1
Ronney peed in the pool.	1
Pigeye Ron called out for the firefighters to save him.	1
My wife and I enjoyed ourselves on our tour of the crematorium!	1
My brother reached down and pulled out the plug.	1