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I raised the rock to kill the thing that's been stealing our food for weeks now.

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The comatose man woke up.

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I saw my sister in the courtroom, a far cry from what I knew, barely even looking human.

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Johnny went to sleep for a routine tooth extraction...

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Sarah went to the party.

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Ash thought to himself "this dentist does it for a lot cheaper, and his ads are everywhere!"

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It started with foot fungus.

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We're having a children!

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I raised my hammer and destroyed the computer that my partner was addicted to using, as she and I decided to change our lives for the better.

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Daniel loved to drive the fancy car we gifted him.

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