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As the imodium passes through my body...

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I gave my son his medication and let him go to bed.

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I got rid of all my drugs!

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I signed my son's field trip consent form and wished him a good day!

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I gave my son his pocket money as I do every week.

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After having finished my magnum opus, i left it to dry on the counter.

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I made a beautiful smoothie and drank it.

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Hakshamanisha painted a beautiful portrait with his left foot.

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After suffering permanent radial nerve damage, Hakshamanisha painstakingly learned to cook with his feet.

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Gaillardette comes out to her mother as lesbian.

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