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Christallyne walked into the club.

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David and Abe were out of rehab and free!

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I remember when I used to jump around and create music from my soul.

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I gave the local monkey his new gift!

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David stapled his face back on.

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Imodium, a crude tool to end diarrhea.

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After enduring months of torture during my campaign in Japan, I decided to relax by posting on Twitter.

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I felt my guts fall out of the gaping hole in my abdomen as I opened the Reddit post.

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I unveil my greatest work of art

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Dennis stood at the altar, trying to utter his vo... V..

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