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They told me I couldn’t write a joke in two sentences.

20 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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In a fit of rage, her boyfriend shattered her most treasured object.

17 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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As they lowered my body into the ground, I began to wait for feelings of peace to wash over my new sense of self.

15 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I walked around my neighborhood, I spotted a rabbit that had been run over by a car.

14 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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My new friend proved himself to be a master at throwing darts.

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“Okay, honey, it’s time to let go of mommy’s hand,” she said while holding back tears.

12 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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My new friend was happy to see me and asked if I wanted to play hide and seek.

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They say one bullet to the brain can kill a zombie.

11 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The obituary said that, at the age of 65, the widower died of a broken heart.

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Her eyes fluttered open and she took a deep breath before fixating her eyes on the man looking down at her.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They told me I couldn’t write a joke in two sentences.	20	TwoSentenceComedy
In a fit of rage, her boyfriend shattered her most treasured object.	17	TwoSentenceSadness
As they lowered my body into the ground, I began to wait for feelings of peace to wash over my new sense of self.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
As I walked around my neighborhood, I spotted a rabbit that had been run over by a car.	14	TwoSentenceSadness
My new friend proved himself to be a master at throwing darts.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
“Okay, honey, it’s time to let go of mommy’s hand,” she said while holding back tears.	12	TwoSentenceSadness
My new friend was happy to see me and asked if I wanted to play hide and seek.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
They say one bullet to the brain can kill a zombie.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
The obituary said that, at the age of 65, the widower died of a broken heart.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
Her eyes fluttered open and she took a deep breath before fixating her eyes on the man looking down at her.	9	TwoSentenceHorror