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We brought home our foster son for the first time last night.

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As our baby began to cry, my wife and I sleepily argued over whose turn it was to comfort him.

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After days of practice, I finally learned how to whistle.

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“Do I look fat in this bikini?” I asked my friend as I stepped out of the fitting room.

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After hours of searching, the rescue team found two bodies in the local lake.

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Once I looked into her big blue eyes, I knew I could lose myself in their beauty.

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“You’re my other half, please don’t leave me,” Sam begged as he looked at her with tears in his eyes.

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For her semester art project, she decided to make a painting of her therapy dog, Roscoe.

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They called me a witch, claiming I am immortal and will resurface from the water without my chains.

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After 76 years of life, dear Mr. Appleby died the way he always wanted.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We brought home our foster son for the first time last night.	1629	TwoSentenceSadness
As our baby began to cry, my wife and I sleepily argued over whose turn it was to comfort him.	585	TwoSentenceHorror
After days of practice, I finally learned how to whistle.	496	TwoSentenceHorror
“Do I look fat in this bikini?” I asked my friend as I stepped out of the fitting room.	401	TwoSentenceComedy
After hours of searching, the rescue team found two bodies in the local lake.	82	TwoSentenceHorror
Once I looked into her big blue eyes, I knew I could lose myself in their beauty.	72	TwoSentenceHorror
“You’re my other half, please don’t leave me,” Sam begged as he looked at her with tears in his eyes.	65	TwoSentenceSadness
For her semester art project, she decided to make a painting of her therapy dog, Roscoe.	44	TwoSentenceSadness
They called me a witch, claiming I am immortal and will resurface from the water without my chains.	39	TwoSentenceHorror
After 76 years of life, dear Mr. Appleby died the way he always wanted.	26	TwoSentenceHorror