/u/cfalnevermore's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Will someone be my new mommy?

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The love of my life treated me to a beautiful dinner, and brought us to our favorite secluded spot, before dropping to one knee.

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For weeks we searched for the missing cruise liner, it’s two hundred crewmen, and it’s 2000 passengers.

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I searched everywhere for a trace of my girlfriend, but all I found were some of her fingernails.

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My cat adored laser pointers.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Will someone be my new mommy?	687
The love of my life treated me to a beautiful dinner, and brought us to our favorite secluded spot, before dropping to one knee.	61
For weeks we searched for the missing cruise liner, it’s two hundred crewmen, and it’s 2000 passengers.	32
I searched everywhere for a trace of my girlfriend, but all I found were some of her fingernails.	28
My cat adored laser pointers.	25