/u/check_mate09's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
As my best friend left with her fiancé, she turned to look at me and said "We're gonna make cinnamon buns when we get home."
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"Don't worry sir" the officer said, "we'll make sure whoever put your wife and daughters remains on your front door gets prosecuted to the fullest extent"
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My mom always told me in order to make sure the ghosts don't find my bed, have one of my slippers face the bed and the other facing away, it'll confuse them.
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