/u/cheekypuns's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Dinner time!" said my owner, unlocking my cage

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'Such a dirty child, let's try and get you all cleaned up', said Grandma, running a wet towel over my skin

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[Nov21] Awaking from hibernation, I made the horrifying discovery that I was locked in a cage

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I heard a firm, polite knock from outside.

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Every year at the corporate retreat, we in HR get stuck planning the team ice breakers

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'Honey, you're safe now, the police officers have reached your home' said the Dispatcher

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After years of pleading, my parents finally got me my first pet!

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911 what's your emergency?

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Itsy bitsy Spider, came down the water spout

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Leaving my children behind was the hardest thing I've ever done

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Dinner time!" said my owner, unlocking my cage	11857
'Such a dirty child, let's try and get you all cleaned up', said Grandma, running a wet towel over my skin	4120
[Nov21] Awaking from hibernation, I made the horrifying discovery that I was locked in a cage	2013
I heard a firm, polite knock from outside.	1057
Every year at the corporate retreat, we in HR get stuck planning the team ice breakers	589
'Honey, you're safe now, the police officers have reached your home' said the Dispatcher	562
After years of pleading, my parents finally got me my first pet!	552
911 what's your emergency?	470
Itsy bitsy Spider, came down the water spout	457
Leaving my children behind was the hardest thing I've ever done	371