/u/cheeseguy3412's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] It turns out that Aliens are just as creeped out by Humans as Humans are by spiders. Aliens are content to leave them well enough alone, provided they stay in their corner of the galaxy.
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[WP] When cleaning out a famous doctor's storage unit, you find an odd manual. "The Human Machine: Debug Commands & How to Enable Administrator Mode"
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[WP] Every dragon knows that one must protect their hoard - it must be nurtured, protected, and encouraged to grow. You are the first dragon to attempt to hoard humans, and it seems this choice can have some rather unexpected benefits.
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[WP] Everyone has a secret power, though they are of varying degrees of usefulness. You have only used yours once, and swore never to use it again. Today, however, you were kidnapped and imprisoned. Now, you have no choice. You must summon him. The Kool Aid Man.
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[WP] You woke this morning to the sound of faint scraping and clattering - and upon investigation, you discovered what appears to be a solid gold medallion sitting on your bedside table. A series of silken strands cling to its surface, arranged in a pattern that appear to spell out the word, "RENT."
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[WP] A device has been invented that will tell you the specific location of your soulmate, but only once. Yours is apparently nearly a mile below the surface of Mars.
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[WP] The Fae have spent millennia collecting odd things from Mortals in trade; A single laugh, the 4th sneeze of Springtime, the 10th kitten from your Cat's litter, etc. Today, aliens invaded - and you have learned precisely what the Fae have been saving for.
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[WP] In a world where everyone has a superpower, you've grown up without one, and have begun growing old. Only now are you discovering what your power is. You have the power to force anyone off of what you declare to be "Your lawn."
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[WP] In the near future - the brains of fallen soldiers are placed into war machines, allowing them to continue the fight. As a mechanic, you thought you'd seen everything, until one of them uttered a phrase you'll never forget. "Hold my beer, and watch this!"
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