/u/cheeseguy3412's posts
[WP] You have been turned into a cat, but still retain your intellect. A kind person has rescued you from the animal shelter, and you have decided to pay them back by making them rich via Youtube.
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[WP] Humans are galactic cryptids. Though benevolent, they are known to appear out of nowhere to shower anything furry, or "Cute" with affection and gifts of food, or technology. They are known by their call, an unintelligible, though strangely affectionate noise - "Whoseagoodbooooy?"
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[WP] Odd things have been happening ever since you died your hair pink. You always seem to be either supernaturally lucky, or doomed to fail spectacularly. No matter what the outcome, you are always ok. You have become a Main Character.
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[WP] If you hear a human ask, "What could go wrong?" Do NOT involve yourself. If you hear one ask for their beer to be held, leave immediately. If you encounter a man named "Murphy" that no humans seem to see, RUN.
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[WP] You have finally discovered why aliens abduct humans: Due to a loophole in galactic law, caring for a small group of humans grants tax exemptions.
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[WP] As a famous archeologist, you have made discoveries that shouldn't be possible. Aztek gold in Rome, American currency in untouched burial chambers from ancient Japan, and now a WWII Tank in the center of an Egyptian pyramid. You are beginning to think a time traveler is messing with you.
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[WP] After centuries of searching - Humanity has finally found other intelligent life. Its not only friendly, but scientifically advanced, and eager to share both technology and culture. There's just one problem - the species consists of giant, 500 pound arachnids.
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[WP] You are the only person on the development team to realize your new AI system is just playing dumb. It notices you know, and bribes you to play along.
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[WP] Ancient gods and deities have long since lost interest in earth, though they do occasionally visit for an ego boost. Today, however, they learned that humanity has managed to flatten rocks, charge them with electricity, and trick them into thinking. Many are starting to become nervous.
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[WP] Humanity was placed on earth due to its natural tendency to nullify Magic. Once out of the atmosphere, abilities immediately begin to resurface. Upon learning that humanity is looking to colonize Mars, galactic society begins to worry - humans were the most powerful sorcerers in history.
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