/u/cheeseguy3412's posts
[WP] A genie has come to you to inform you that someone has used a wish to turn you into an animal, but since nothing else was specified, you not only retain your mind and lifespan but you also get to choose which animal.
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[WP] This morning, a fleet of Alien Warships entered orbit over earth. After listening to our transmissions for years, they decided to offer assistance with the destruction of the "Like Button" that so many humans request the obliteration of.
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[WP] Lost, and looking for directions - you show up to Stephen Hawking's unannounced Time Traveler's party.
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[WP] Today is the one year anniversary since every last person on Earth woke up to a Skyrim Character creator, and was able to select, and recustomize a new 'player.' You are one of the many still attempting to sort through the chaos that followed.
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[WP] A number of locations have been discovered that allow people to remember their past lives, regaining skills, abilities and memories. Every time you try to visit one, something stops you, and you are beginning to think that its not a coincidence.
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[WP] After a long night of drinking, you awaken to learn that you challenged a local Knight to, "Trial by Wombat."
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[WP] Several years post Contact with an alien race, trade has been established. The new species is full of technical genius, and have a tendency to accomplish the scientifically impossible. You placed an order for a custom horse without realizing that their only exposure to the species is Skyrim.
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[WP] There's surprisingly little work out there for a Shapeshifter that won't also get you kidnapped and studied in the name of 'science.' Making sound effects for horror movies, though, no one ever suspects you of being anything but clever.
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[WP] Within a few years of Humanity joining the Galactic Community, technological innovation is at an all time high. The source has finally been traced to its origin: In every case, someone told the humans it couldn't be done.
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