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[WP] Everyone knows that its not the fall that kills you, but the sudden stop upon reaching the ground. No one said that it might choose not to kill you, but rather catch you gently, and ask how it can help.
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[WP] The ghost of a teacher has taken their passing in stride, and adapted their lesson plan to instruct on some of the more advanced ghostly powers. Despite the fact that you are alive and well, you're starting to get the hang of them.
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[WP] It turns out that there is a finite amount of luck, both good and bad, split between every member of a species. After crossing into a new star system, a small crew discovers that it is also regional - As the only humans in the area, they get all of both.
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[WP] The zombie apocalypse has finally arrived. Everything went about as you expected from various movies and games, but there was one thing you weren't expecting. Zombies obey the 'Five Second Rule'.
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[WP] As one of the first settlers in the new Mars colony, you are worried that your background as an archeologist won't be of much use... Until you find a ancient, rusted Gladius beneath your dome floor.
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[WP] While browsing an offbrand catalog of product knock-offs, you discover the Deaf Note. Although it cannot deafen people, you can permanently remove the sound that any inanimate object makes.
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[WP] While most relations of the Royal Family tend to summon small, adorable animals to aid them in times of need, there have been those that summoned... other things. Today, you found out you are one such individual. It turns out that a herd of hydralisks make quite an impression.
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[WP] The new Smart Pillow you purchased has been amazing... Until now, that is. Every time you lay down, it beeps, then plays the message, "You cannot sleep with Monsters nearby."
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