/u/cheeseguy3412's posts
[EU] It turns out that EA is ran by a small cabal of Dark Wizards, masquerading as muggles. Today, they accidentally shipped you a Horcrux. It belongs to their CEO.
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[WP] You get to keep whatever you have with you when you die. Today, you died with an E-reader containing every E-book ever published. You are now the most popular soul in Hell.
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[WP] You have been hired by a Supervillian. Your job - to provide the voice behind live self-destruct countdowns. Describe your day-to-day life.
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[WP] Once you've been a Florida Man, you never really stop. If you've ever lived in the state, you've been changed. Some Florida Men use their powers for good, some for ill - the only immutable fact is that you have... strange abilities.
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[WP] Its been nearly a week since the radios stopped working. This morning, an APC sped by, dropped off a load of Flamethrowers, and sped off into the distance without so much as a panicked word.
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[WP] You have just completed some very long-overdue AC repairs for an extremely strange client. It turns out that the system was a bit more powerful than you anticipated, and Hell has frozen over - and now a great many strange things are happening...
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[WP] At many points during an individual's life, they may consult their collective ancestors by briefly yielding control, and speaking with their voice. After doing so, you wake to a scene of destruction - and your eyes are glowing.
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[WP] "For financial services, please press 1. To place a claim, please press 2. To visit destruction upon your enemies, please press 3."
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[WP] Curiosity didn't actually kill the cat, but it was close. The question now is: Why is there a cat on mars?
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