/u/cheeseguy3412's posts
[EU] You are a wizard attached to a muggle platoon in WWII. Your job: Keep as many of the muggles alive as possible without admitting to the use of magic.
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[WP] "The Elven prince was so ancient and powerful, there were eighteen apostrophes in his first name alone!"
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[WP] You have started ending conversations by muttering, "In accordance with the prophecy." to confuse people - Now, the unlikeliest things are coming true. You have accidentally started a cult.
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[WP] Its been years since you first made friends with the local Murder of Crows. Over time, the gifts they've brought have grown increasingly valuable, and significantly more worrying.
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[WP] Centuries into the search for intelligent life, all humanity has found are ruins and empty cities, some appearing abandoned only by hours. There's a reason for this - our broadcasts have been monitored. They are running.
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[WP] For as long as you can remember, you've had both an angel and a demon on your shoulder, advising your every decision. Recently, they've been starting to agree... and its making both of them rather nervous.
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[WP] It turns out that Humans are the Aliens' 'cats' of their internet. Everything we do is adorable to them. Today, Humanity has finally advanced enough that they're permitted to contact us. EVERY alien now wants a human for a companion.
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[WP] It turns out that every sapient alien race has a sense in common that humans lack. Without input from it, most species are terrified, or even crippled. For reasons unknown, this sense has stopped functioning - and now, humans are the only species capable of getting by in the new "darkness."
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[WP] It turns out that Magic is real - one of the first tomes translated contains a protection spell, the incantation of which sounds suspiciously like "Hold my beer"
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