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"Struggling to make friends and failing most of my classes, an ancestry.com kit sounded like a good way to earn some extra credit for biology"

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"It'll be fine" my girlfriend said as she lead me by hand to the assisted living home where her war veteran grandfather lived.

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I awake from my slumber and stumble to the bathroom, my arm extended and hand tightly wound around the cold brass doorknob. I slowly pull the door ajar.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Struggling to make friends and failing most of my classes, an ancestry.com kit sounded like a good way to earn some extra credit for biology"	712
"It'll be fine" my girlfriend said as she lead me by hand to the assisted living home where her war veteran grandfather lived.	42
I awake from my slumber and stumble to the bathroom, my arm extended and hand tightly wound around the cold brass doorknob. I slowly pull the door ajar.	3