/u/childrenoftheslump's posts
"How do we know when we fall in love?" "Oh, don't you worry. Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone."
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"Come on, Dad. We're playing capture the flag." "Sorry, son. Daddy's down for the day. Why don't you go capture me some more potato salad?"
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"I'm catching a pass from Dan Marino! This is the greatest moment of my-" "Whoo-hoo! Homer Simpson with the pick!"
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