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I fell down the stairs.

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My mom introduced us to our new personal chef, David.

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[AUG21] "Since you didn't win the cheer competition, your meals will consist of bran flakes and prune juice until you do!" yelled one mom to her daughter.

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The judges were wrapping things up at the science fair when one girl's exhibit caused them to gasp in horror.

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I was thinking about that show "8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter" as I swung gently from the tree branch.

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No one at the factory could figure out how the lone security guard managed to get ground up in a meat grinder.

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[DEC2020] It's Christmas in the prison where I work, and as a show of good faith, we all gave the prisoners candy canes.

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When the doctor told the son that his terminally ill mother was eligible for hospice care, she was horrified when the son wanted to continue her treatments.

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Every day, I put on his face and his clothes, drive his car to the listed address and wave to the terrified woman in the window.

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After my wife asked me why I’m wearing bright orange to go hunting instead of my usual green camouflage, I told her that deer are red-green colourblind.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I fell down the stairs.	57
My mom introduced us to our new personal chef, David.	55
[AUG21] "Since you didn't win the cheer competition, your meals will consist of bran flakes and prune juice until you do!" yelled one mom to her daughter.	55
The judges were wrapping things up at the science fair when one girl's exhibit caused them to gasp in horror.	54
I was thinking about that show "8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter" as I swung gently from the tree branch.	53
No one at the factory could figure out how the lone security guard managed to get ground up in a meat grinder.	53
[DEC2020] It's Christmas in the prison where I work, and as a show of good faith, we all gave the prisoners candy canes.	53
When the doctor told the son that his terminally ill mother was eligible for hospice care, she was horrified when the son wanted to continue her treatments.	52
Every day, I put on his face and his clothes, drive his car to the listed address and wave to the terrified woman in the window.	52
After my wife asked me why I’m wearing bright orange to go hunting instead of my usual green camouflage, I told her that deer are red-green colourblind.	51