/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I used my power that lets me see one day into the future to win the lottery.

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I saw my wife sleeping contentedly in our bed, our son and his friends passed out on the couch after a marathon gaming session, and our daughter in her bed snuggling her favourite plush toy.

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I read the book, “I have no mouth and I must scream” and thought that if I were to create such a computer, I would train it to be loving, not hateful.

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[MAY22] As a motivational speaker, I try to warn kids about the dangers of social media.

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"We apologize for the outage and, as compensation, have given our customers 5 free days of service," said the CEO at a press conference.

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My mom once told me that after God takes the last righteous person to Heaven, hell will rain down upon the rest of us.

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I invited my boyfriend over for wine and a nice romantic candlelit dinner.

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To my mother’s dismay, I fled every job interview and every date and I barricaded myself in my room without any explanation.

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[MAY21] "Mother, may I eat something other than bran flakes and prune juice?" asked the little girl while sitting on the toilet.

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Just for fun, I created a subliminal recording with the words “You’re not special” in it and posted it on social media.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I used my power that lets me see one day into the future to win the lottery.	46
I saw my wife sleeping contentedly in our bed, our son and his friends passed out on the couch after a marathon gaming session, and our daughter in her bed snuggling her favourite plush toy.	46
I read the book, “I have no mouth and I must scream” and thought that if I were to create such a computer, I would train it to be loving, not hateful.	46
[MAY22] As a motivational speaker, I try to warn kids about the dangers of social media.	45
"We apologize for the outage and, as compensation, have given our customers 5 free days of service," said the CEO at a press conference.	45
My mom once told me that after God takes the last righteous person to Heaven, hell will rain down upon the rest of us.	44
I invited my boyfriend over for wine and a nice romantic candlelit dinner.	44
To my mother’s dismay, I fled every job interview and every date and I barricaded myself in my room without any explanation.	44
[MAY21] "Mother, may I eat something other than bran flakes and prune juice?" asked the little girl while sitting on the toilet.	43
Just for fun, I created a subliminal recording with the words “You’re not special” in it and posted it on social media.	43