/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As fireballs rained on our town and the river became red with blood, experts confirmed that the apocalypse was upon us.

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I thought that Grandma was bad at DIY when I inspected her poorly ventilated potato cellar.

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We learned a valuable lesson when our Home Ec teacher burnt her roast during our online Zoom class.

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I shaved myself of all facial and body hair, slipped into my wife’s best dress, donned my wig, makeup and shoes and headed outside.

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Sister Mary was a respected woman who lobbied against abortion because she “valued life”. NSFW

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My husband told me that whoever left him would die horribly, so I stayed with him until his death.

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I asked Siri to divide zero by zero, and for the first time, she actually did.

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Watching gruesome videos of farm animals being slaughtered wasn’t what got Stacy to become a vegan.

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DAY 1: Prisoner #3670-57 barged into the all-white room, stating that the punishment couldn't be that bad.

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When I was a child, I thought that I was Mommy's Little Helper, delivering pills to my mom's friends and giving the money to my mom.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As fireballs rained on our town and the river became red with blood, experts confirmed that the apocalypse was upon us.	42
I thought that Grandma was bad at DIY when I inspected her poorly ventilated potato cellar.	42
We learned a valuable lesson when our Home Ec teacher burnt her roast during our online Zoom class.	41
I shaved myself of all facial and body hair, slipped into my wife’s best dress, donned my wig, makeup and shoes and headed outside.	40
Sister Mary was a respected woman who lobbied against abortion because she “valued life”. NSFW	40
My husband told me that whoever left him would die horribly, so I stayed with him until his death.	40
I asked Siri to divide zero by zero, and for the first time, she actually did.	40
Watching gruesome videos of farm animals being slaughtered wasn’t what got Stacy to become a vegan.	40
DAY 1: Prisoner #3670-57 barged into the all-white room, stating that the punishment couldn't be that bad.	39
When I was a child, I thought that I was Mommy's Little Helper, delivering pills to my mom's friends and giving the money to my mom.	39