/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I laughed at the Devil when the firstborn son that I promised him turned out to be a girl.

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My wife and kids are the most important things in my life.

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When I saw my then-girlfriend and a strange old man in bed, I went berserk on the old man and beat him to death.

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My husband needs open heart surgery, but we have no insurance.

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To spice things up, I spread a rumour in school that the popular girls have a disability fetish.

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It was bad enough that the office manager saw the legs of Pervy Pete through the gap under the door of the first stall in the women's washroom again.

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“But I’m not dying!“ I told the porter as he wheeled me into the palliative care ward.

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[JUN21] To stay under budget, the bride and groom found fake versions of pretty much everything, from fake flowers to a pop-up tent that served as the venue.

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As I was being strapped down, the warden whispered in my ear, “We’re busting you out soon, so just play along.”

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I went to the new subreddit called CrushPorn, thinking that it was full of pics of people on whom the users had a crush.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I laughed at the Devil when the firstborn son that I promised him turned out to be a girl.	39
My wife and kids are the most important things in my life.	38
When I saw my then-girlfriend and a strange old man in bed, I went berserk on the old man and beat him to death.	38
My husband needs open heart surgery, but we have no insurance.	38
To spice things up, I spread a rumour in school that the popular girls have a disability fetish.	38
It was bad enough that the office manager saw the legs of Pervy Pete through the gap under the door of the first stall in the women's washroom again.	37
“But I’m not dying!“ I told the porter as he wheeled me into the palliative care ward.	37
[JUN21] To stay under budget, the bride and groom found fake versions of pretty much everything, from fake flowers to a pop-up tent that served as the venue.	37
As I was being strapped down, the warden whispered in my ear, “We’re busting you out soon, so just play along.”	37
I went to the new subreddit called CrushPorn, thinking that it was full of pics of people on whom the users had a crush.	36