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I was honoured when my old school hired me to be the “active shooter” in their active shooter drill.
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The girl looked at the diamond ring that her mom gave her and asked, "Don't you mean that the diamond BELONGED to my great great great aunt?"
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[JUL21] We all snickered a little when our priest told us that God will open up the heavens and curse our town if we don’t go to confession more often.
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You die, and after a lifetime of chastity, piety, and charitable acts, you believe yourself to be a shoo-in for entry into Heaven.
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To kickoff our annual fundraiser party, my boss ordered countless rounds of champagne for all of us.
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