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Every day after school, Mommy takes me downtown to see her friend.

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To kickoff our annual fundraiser party, my boss ordered countless rounds of champagne for all of us.

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The young bomber ascended to heaven, sure that the promised 72 virgins would be waiting for him.

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You die, and after a lifetime of chastity, piety, and charitable acts, you believe yourself to be a shoo-in for entry into Heaven.

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The evil queen tasked the huntsman with killing the princess and ordered him to bring back her heart.

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"Oh, shit," was what I thought when my girlfriend didn't show up for our date.

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The young husband asked his old wife, “Honey, I understand wanting a Christmas wedding, but why did you book our honeymoon in the stone-cold regions of Canada?”

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Day 1: build awesome tree fort with Gordon.

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[MAR23] Tired of being bullied for the orthotics that I had to wear, I ran into the forest and chucked them into the river.

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It was 100°F out here and our stingy boss wouldn’t let us take a break or cool off with the client’s garden hose.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every day after school, Mommy takes me downtown to see her friend.	18
To kickoff our annual fundraiser party, my boss ordered countless rounds of champagne for all of us.	18
The young bomber ascended to heaven, sure that the promised 72 virgins would be waiting for him.	18
You die, and after a lifetime of chastity, piety, and charitable acts, you believe yourself to be a shoo-in for entry into Heaven.	18
The evil queen tasked the huntsman with killing the princess and ordered him to bring back her heart.	18
"Oh, shit," was what I thought when my girlfriend didn't show up for our date.	17
The young husband asked his old wife, “Honey, I understand wanting a Christmas wedding, but why did you book our honeymoon in the stone-cold regions of Canada?”	17
Day 1: build awesome tree fort with Gordon.	17
[MAR23] Tired of being bullied for the orthotics that I had to wear, I ran into the forest and chucked them into the river.	17
It was 100°F out here and our stingy boss wouldn’t let us take a break or cool off with the client’s garden hose.	17