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“I wish I was a whale!” said the human to the genie.

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I got everything in the divorce and more.

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No matter how much blood I draw, no matter how much it hurts ... NSFW

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As I leaned in for a kiss, my boyfriend spat out blood, slumped over and fell down dead.

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Oh, crap, I mixed up the bag of button batteries with the bag of silver Halloween chocolates, and now the bowl is empty!

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I have a garden in my basement, but it's kinda boring.

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I was delighted when on-the-spot cloning technology became available to the public.

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When we heard that Big Jake’s coming, everyone scrambled to leave the saloon except for me.

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I dove like a swan into the warm waters of the pool, assured of the gold medal that I would receive, just as I had wished.

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I packed my stuff and moved back to the city.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I wish I was a whale!” said the human to the genie.	11
I got everything in the divorce and more.	11
No matter how much blood I draw, no matter how much it hurts ... NSFW	11
As I leaned in for a kiss, my boyfriend spat out blood, slumped over and fell down dead.	11
Oh, crap, I mixed up the bag of button batteries with the bag of silver Halloween chocolates, and now the bowl is empty!	11
I have a garden in my basement, but it's kinda boring.	11
I was delighted when on-the-spot cloning technology became available to the public.	11
When we heard that Big Jake’s coming, everyone scrambled to leave the saloon except for me.	11
I dove like a swan into the warm waters of the pool, assured of the gold medal that I would receive, just as I had wished.	11
I packed my stuff and moved back to the city.	11