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"Sir, those aren't cows," the slaughterhouse employee told his boss. NSFW

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When the Prince announced that he was ready to marry, I dressed to the nines, expecting a ball.

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For sale: engagement ring.

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After years of trying for a baby, my husband gleefully shoved a positive pregnancy test in my face.

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[MAY21] “Mother, may I go outside and play?”

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[APR22] "I won, so hand it over!" said Brian after winning a pretty intense game of poker against me.

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[JUN21] It was a bit costly, but we found a last-minute caterer for our wedding.

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War is evil, or so I thought.

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I sold one of my kidneys to pay for my heart operation.

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The weather was nice and still, so we decided to celebrate my daughter’s birthday at the park.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Sir, those aren't cows," the slaughterhouse employee told his boss. NSFW	11
When the Prince announced that he was ready to marry, I dressed to the nines, expecting a ball.	11
For sale: engagement ring.	11
After years of trying for a baby, my husband gleefully shoved a positive pregnancy test in my face.	11
[MAY21] “Mother, may I go outside and play?”	10
[APR22] "I won, so hand it over!" said Brian after winning a pretty intense game of poker against me.	10
[JUN21] It was a bit costly, but we found a last-minute caterer for our wedding.	10
War is evil, or so I thought.	10
I sold one of my kidneys to pay for my heart operation.	10
The weather was nice and still, so we decided to celebrate my daughter’s birthday at the park.	10