/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Ever since I came out of retirement, my mind hasn’t been as sharp as it was before.

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[JUN21] Something old is my mother's wedding dress and something new is my hairdo.

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Police and paramedics were called to the Morningside Funeral Home after a fight broke out.

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"This is 911, not a pizzeria!" the dispatcher angrily informed the caller before hanging up.

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I awoke to my heavily pregnant wife making breakfast.

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As a cancer patient, I’m used to having clumps of my hair come off every time I brush it.

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"We don't want yer kind around here!" yelled Mrs. O'Hare as she shot some people down.

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"Ultradude, how can we repay you for saving us?" asked a man as the hero flew him and his friends away from the villain.

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When Notre Dame burned to the ground, the media said that it was an accident.

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[JUN22] “I’ll show those humans that I, Zeus, am still relevant in these modern times!”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Ever since I came out of retirement, my mind hasn’t been as sharp as it was before.	10
[JUN21] Something old is my mother's wedding dress and something new is my hairdo.	10
Police and paramedics were called to the Morningside Funeral Home after a fight broke out.	10
"This is 911, not a pizzeria!" the dispatcher angrily informed the caller before hanging up.	10
I awoke to my heavily pregnant wife making breakfast.	10
As a cancer patient, I’m used to having clumps of my hair come off every time I brush it.	10
"We don't want yer kind around here!" yelled Mrs. O'Hare as she shot some people down.	10
"Ultradude, how can we repay you for saving us?" asked a man as the hero flew him and his friends away from the villain.	10
When Notre Dame burned to the ground, the media said that it was an accident.	10
[JUN22] “I’ll show those humans that I, Zeus, am still relevant in these modern times!”	10